- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Neither have I

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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