Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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learn. advance!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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