Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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