- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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