A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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