- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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