How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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How old are you? 7

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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