- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

your face

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A American seeking into mexico

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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