why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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