- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

knock knock no no you go now i clean

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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