- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What's white and gluey Glue

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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