Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

i dont fisish anythi

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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