How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

I C U P White stuff

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

i like it in the mouth

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How high is the sky? True or False

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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