- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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