- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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