Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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your face is kinda funny

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

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