- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did you poop because you are a poop

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Women's rights.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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