What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Jess Burns

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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