What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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wat?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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