- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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