What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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NEVER

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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