a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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I Love Hitler.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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