- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What is bad at catch The twin towers

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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