What is bad at catch The twin towers

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A horse walked into a barn...

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What is a dog? Bark

A black succeeds

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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