Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Itookasipasoda

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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