What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Military intelligence.

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