A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Netball.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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