What's big? Jupiter.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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