Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Obama

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Gay rights

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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