...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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69.... is a number

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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I like turtoes.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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