Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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