Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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Popsicles

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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