What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Womens Sports

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Women's Rights

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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