What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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