Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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