If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A black person in the NHL

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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