You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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