What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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