- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

girls basketball

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Yah? Well your a ********

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

I like turtoes.

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