- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Womens Basketball.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I'm funny.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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