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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Christians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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