Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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