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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Diana and victoria

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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