Jesus wept.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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Politics.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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The economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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