Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Libraries.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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