Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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You're on fire.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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