What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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