Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Gale swallows.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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clamidia

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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