How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Animal

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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clamidia

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why? Because racecar.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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