What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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The economy.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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