Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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