So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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