- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Your mother is so fat.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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