A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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The white guy did it!

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