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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Diana and victoria

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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