What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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