So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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