why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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YOLO

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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